Two Legs, Four Wheels

Character	Dialogue
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	A-HA! Striding purposefully toward my mighty steed, are you, Dad? You, sir, clearly have EXCELLENT taste in vans.
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	I'm gonna take that as a decisive, yet well-considered, pause of agreement. Clearly, you ALSO have great taste in pauses!

Two Legs, Four Wheels[]

Character	Activity	Time	Rewards
Level 3	Send Dad to approach Guinevere.^[1] "Approach Guinevere"	6h	5, 100^[2]

Character	Dialogue
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	Okay! So... you TOTALLY knew the van was there, and you TOTALLY got stuck under the undercarriage on purpose, right?
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	Yeah, I'm gonna take that as "Yes, you were TOTALLY just making sure the axle was aligned right, because you CARE."
	Man...I know I shouldn't be surprised or anything, but you're REALLY good at communication!
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