A "How Do You Do" How-To

Character	Dialogue
	So, I know I've said I'm kind of an expert on human stuff? And I DEFINITELY still am. ... Was. The whole time.
	It's just... Now that I've been staying with Massimo, I'm even MORE of an expert!
	For example: I figured out that, "What's wrong with you, stupido?" is NOT actually a classic human greeting.
	But it's okay -- 'cause NOW I know what I should have been saying the whole time!

A "How Do You Do" How-To[]

Character	Activity	Time	Rewards
Level 2	Send Alberto to try out a different greeting. "Try Out a Greeting"	4h	5, 100^[1]

Character	Dialogue
	"Mamma mia! Your mother would be ashamed!" Ahh... now that's the sound of real, human-style authenticity, right there.
	I picked it up from Signora Marsigliese when someone almost ran over her foot last week.
	The first time I used it, someone threw a whole sandwich at my head! That's how you KNOW it's the real thing.
	I mean, a greeting that gets you free food? What's not to like?