Hot Steppin'


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 * My family makes the best shoes in the Land of the Living -- AND in the Land of the Dead!
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 * That's right: Soon after I crossed the Marigold Bridge, I started our business all over again on THAT side.
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 * The work is rewarding -- and it keeps the family together, even in death. That is more than enough blessing as it is!
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 * But it DOES mean that I must keep track of footwear trends, even today. We Riveras can't afford to lose our touch, after all!
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 * But it DOES mean that I must keep track of footwear trends, even today. We Riveras can't afford to lose our touch, after all!
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 * ... Do those tennis shoes have blinking lights AND wheels in their heels?
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 * Because, you understand: It is taking every ounce of willpower I have NOT to take this as a personal offense.
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 * I always knew it was the right idea for my family to stick with leather shoes! Some fashions are timeless, and some are... NOT.
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 * I was not alive for much of the 1970s, but my impression is that it was all downhill from there.
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 * I was not alive for much of the 1970s, but my impression is that it was all downhill from there.
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