That's Not Cricket!-TTC

 is where begins....


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 * Grrrr... How ill-mannered! Telling me to leave my card game like that... and she didn't even address me as "Your Majesty"!
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 * I WOULD have beheaded her right then and there, if she hadn't told me that impertinent girl has been painting my roses red!
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 * Hasn't she heard of Rule 252?! "Whoever paints my roses red is surely bound to lose their head!"
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 * Of course, we mustn't forget Rule 252A, either... "The Queen may engage in a pre-beheading game of croquet whenever she wishes!"
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 * Of course, we mustn't forget Rule 252A, either... "The Queen may engage in a pre-beheading game of croquet whenever she wishes!"
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Level 1 "Enact Rule 252A"
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 * Send the Queen of Hearts to enact Rule 252A.
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 * Gracious goodness! I mean... heavens to mercy! I mean... well, SOMETHING meaning "something very, very rude," is what I mean!
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 * There I was, you see, drinking a PERFECTLY innocent three-hundred-and-a-halfth cup of tea, when WHAT should fly into my hat?
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 * ... Well, it wasn't a "what" at all; it was a... it was a... You know, with the PRICKLES, and a... also a... not a dormouse, but...
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 * Hahahahaaaa! well, maybe it IS a "what," after all!
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 * It's certainly not my third-best hat -- because THAT'S got prickles in it for some reason!
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 * Hahahahaaaa! well, maybe it IS a "what," after all!
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 * It's certainly not my third-best hat -- because THAT'S got prickles in it for some reason!
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