Comedy King


 * align="center"|
 * If there's one thing I know, it's how to get a laugh. I might have to poke myself in the eye, but everybody laughs.
 * align="center"|
 * So, I guarantee this comedy show is gonna be a blockbuster!
 * }
 * So, I guarantee this comedy show is gonna be a blockbuster!
 * }

, Pt. 1
Level 2 "Perform Stand-Up" * Requires Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * Send Mike to put on a comedy show. *
 * 6h
 * 15, 100
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Wow! The audience was so in awe of my talent that they were too in shock to laugh.
 * align="center"|
 * I hope somebody from the paper was there to witness me in the BEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!
 * align="center"|
 * My mom loves seeing my name in the paper!
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * My mom loves seeing my name in the paper!
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * The reviews for "Wazowski's Impromptu Comedy Hour" --
 * align="center"|
 * -- that's what I plan on naming the show for its inevitable syndication -- hit the stands today!
 * align="center"|
 * Time to read 'em and brag to everyone I know!
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * Time to read 'em and brag to everyone I know!
 * }

, Pt. 2
Level 3 "Read Reviews"
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * Send Mike to read the reviews.
 * 60s
 * 25, 150
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Not funny? NOT FUNNY?! What know-nothing, humorless cretin wrote this review?!
 * align="center"|
 * Oh, Googly Bear. Are you free tonight? I have tickets to--
 * align="center"|
 * Sorry, I can't make it, Celia. I gotta find this reporter and tell him jokes until he laughs so hard he begs for mercy!
 * align="center"|
 * When he's pleading with me to stop because he can't breathe, that'll be even funnier!
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * When he's pleading with me to stop because he can't breathe, that'll be even funnier!
 * }
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Michael, you need to forget all about that terrible review. Let's go out for dinner and--
 * align="center"|
 * Good idea! Everybody from the paper hangs out at Cyclops Sushi, including the two-bit hack who wrote this thing.
 * align="center"|
 * I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind and a one-eyed glare he'll never forget.
 * align="center"|
 * How... romantic?
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * How... romantic?
 * }
 * }

, Pt. 3
Level 3 "Dinner Date with Celia Mae" Level 2 * Requires Cyclops Sushi
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * rowspan="2" |Send Mike to stalk reviewer at Cyclops Sushi. *
 * rowspan="2" |4h
 * rowspan="2" |35, 200
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Michael Wazowski, I've never been so humiliated in my life.
 * align="center"|
 * You're right, Celia. I guess throwing the seaweed salad at that reporter's car was a bit much.
 * align="center"|
 * I don't know what's wrong with you, but you better figure it out or we're through!
 * align="center"|
 * On a scale of one to furious, how mad do you think she is?
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * On a scale of one to furious, how mad do you think she is?
 * }
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Sulley -- since that review came out, my confidence is shot. What should I do?
 * align="center"|
 * Well buddy, my first suggestion would be to stop reading reviews.
 * align="center"|
 * You're asking me to NOT read an article written about me?
 * align="center"|
 * You're right. That's never gonna happen.
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * You're right. That's never gonna happen.
 * }
 * }

, Pt. 4
Level 5 "Rehearse Show" Level 4
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * rowspan="2" |Send Mike to ask Sulley for advice.
 * rowspan="2" |6h
 * rowspan="2" |25, 125
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Wow, Sulley, that was just what I needed.
 * align="center"|
 * Yep, a little comedy boot camp gets you loosened up and pumped for joke telling.
 * align="center"|
 * Yeah, but next time can we skip the push-ups?
 * align="center"|
 * My arms are so short, all I do is bump my eye on the floor.
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * My arms are so short, all I do is bump my eye on the floor.
 * }
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * All right, Mikey. This is it. You can do it, buddy. Get out there and make 'em laugh!
 * align="center"|
 * No pressure. No pressure. No pressure.
 * }
 * No pressure. No pressure. No pressure.
 * }

, Pt. 5
Level ? "Prove Comedy Chops" * Requires Cyclops Sushi
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * Send Mike to prove his comedy chops. *
 * 24h
 * 30, 150
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Oh Michael, that was wonderful! I haven't laughed that hard since Sulley accidentally blow-dried his fur.
 * align="center"|
 * Here, I brought you a newspaper if you want to take a look at the reviews.
 * align="center"|
 * Nah, it doesn't matter what they say. Yours is the only review that matters.
 * align="center"|
 * Wait, when did Sulley blow-dry his fur? That I gotta see!
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * Wait, when did Sulley blow-dry his fur? That I gotta see!
 * }
 * }