A "How Do You Do" How-To


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 * So, I know I've said I'm kind of an expert on human stuff? And I DEFINITELY still am. ... Was. The whole time.
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 * It's just... Now that I've been staying with Massimo, I'm even MORE of an expert!
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 * For example: I figured out that, "What's wrong with you, stupido?" is NOT actually a classic human greeting.
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 * But it's okay -- 'cause NOW I know what I should have been saying the whole time!
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 * But it's okay -- 'cause NOW I know what I should have been saying the whole time!
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Level 2 "Try Out a Greeting"
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 * Send Alberto to try out a different greeting.
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 * "Mamma mia! Your mother would be ashamed!" Ahh... now that's the sound of real, human-style authenticity, right there.
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 * I picked it up from Signora Marsigliese when someone almost ran over her foot last week.
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 * The first time I used it, someone threw a whole sandwich at my head! That's how you KNOW it's the real thing.
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 * I mean, a greeting that gets you free food? What's not to like?
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 * I mean, a greeting that gets you free food? What's not to like?
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