The Singin' Swindler


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 * Of all the tricks I've cultivated to hook hapless folks into my schemes, nothing compares to a song-and-dance routine!
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 * Yes, once you get their toes a-tapping and their lips a-whistling, they'll be more susceptible to flim-flammery than ever!
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 * (I believe it's because a catchy tune draws blood away from the corpus mentallosum... but contrary to rumor, I'm no doctor.)
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 * (I believe it's because a catchy tune draws blood away from the corpus mentallosum... but contrary to rumor, I'm no doctor.)
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Level 4 "Sing and Dance!"
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 * Send Honest John to do a song-and-dance routine.
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 * 5, 100
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 * (Ahem.) Er... As I was saying before: Nothing compares to a song-and-dance routine...
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 * ... UNLESS you are performing it on the same street where you recently posed as a destitute, one-legged beggar.
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 * Or if you DO... be prepared to spend the better part of your dance number dodging rotten vegetables.
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 * Claiming your leg "miraculously grew back" is not as persuasive as one might think.
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 * Claiming your leg "miraculously grew back" is not as persuasive as one might think.
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