A Game of Telegraph-HP


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 * I say, old bean! My dear chum the Hatter and I were just talking about convincing that dear girl to play croquet for us--
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 * OH... It is YOU. And WHY, exacatically, should I listen to YOU?
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 * I say! If you don't care for polite conversation with ME, you could at LEAST take tea!
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 * I SEE. And what if I do not CARE to take TEA?
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 * Well! If you don't care for tea, then you should at least make polite conversation! With the girl! About playing croquet!
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 * SIGH* ... Very well. But only if you go AWAY...
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 * Well! If you don't care for tea, then you should at least make polite conversation! With the girl! About playing croquet!
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 * SIGH* ... Very well. But only if you go AWAY...
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Level 1 "Discuss Croquet" Level 1
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 * rowspan="2"|Send the Caterpillar and Alice to discuss croquet.
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 * ... And that is exacatically why YOU must play cro-QUET. Was that not a very important thing for me to say?
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 * "Very important..." Well, I should say not!
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 * Why, the only reason you gave for why I should compete in that silly tournament is because the March Hare told you so!
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 * WHY... I do not SEE how the lack of any REASON for you to play makes my telling you so any less important!
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 * Only a very ill-tempered girl indeed would fail to see THAT. A very ill-tempered girl in-DEED!
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 * WHY... I do not SEE how the lack of any REASON for you to play makes my telling you so any less important!
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 * Only a very ill-tempered girl indeed would fail to see THAT. A very ill-tempered girl in-DEED!
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