BUY NOW FOR HUGE SAVINGS!


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 * Ralph, buddy -- I know you wanna track down a choice new in-game item for your friend... but what about getting one for yourself?
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 * What, like new overalls or something? I dunno... this pair's held up okay for thirty years, and I don't see that changing.
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 * Overalls? Ha! You oughta think outside the lootbox, pal!
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 * Sit tight: I've got some quality merch here that I guarantee will knock your socks off! If... uh... if you WORE socks, anyway.
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 * Sit tight: I've got some quality merch here that I guarantee will knock your socks off! If... uh... if you WORE socks, anyway.
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Level 6 "DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! DEALS!" Level 1
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 * rowspan="2"|Send "Spam.ley & Ralph.fxit" to LOW LOW PRICES!
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 * ... All right, this here's the Xenohunter's Breastplate from "Hero's Duty Online." Completely laser-resistant... AND it's slimming!
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 * Course, if you want something a bit comfier... Might I recommend this mint-condition Senpai's Yukata from "Romance Academy 9"?
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 * Ooh! Ooh! That one! The comfy one! I'll take the Ricotta!
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 * SOLD, to the guy in the thirty-year-old overalls! ... That'll be twenty-three thousand dollars.
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 * ... Oh. Uh... actually, I just changed my mind.
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 * Ah, come on, that's only 2.6 million yen, give or take! No? ... Your loss, pal.
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 * ... Oh. Uh... actually, I just changed my mind.
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 * Ah, come on, that's only 2.6 million yen, give or take! No? ... Your loss, pal.
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