GORD!!!-TTC

 is where and  begins....


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 * ... Gord? (Gotta be around here somewhere--) Gord?! Hey -- GORD!
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 * Yeesh... fella goes off to visit his cousin for a while, and all of a sudden it's like he falls off the face of the Internet...
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 * I TOLD him to meet me in this game. Right here! Did he not read my email or somethin'? I said it right in the email!
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 * 'Cause sometimes, Gord has trouble with attachments... Y'know what? I'm probably just not yelling loud enough. GOOOORD!!!
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 * 'Cause sometimes, Gord has trouble with attachments... Y'know what? I'm probably just not yelling loud enough. GOOOORD!!!
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GORD!!!
Level 1 "GORD!!!!!!"
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 * Send Spamley to GORD!!!!!
 * 2h
 * nowrap|500
 * nowrap|1, 10
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 * And... nothing. Weird. I was wavin' around that pop-up ad with his name on it, too...
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 * You gotta understand: Gord's got a habit of showin' up when you least expect it. ... Sometimes behind you. Like... suddenly.
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 * But usually, if you just yell his name loud enough, he-- Yeah, I'm probably still not yelling loud enough, huh?
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 * Okay, breathe in through the nose, and... GOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!!
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 * Okay, breathe in through the nose, and... GOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDD!!!
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