Beats Grading Papers


 * align="center"|
 * Hmph. Our department chair, in his infinite wisdom, has decreed I can no longer put off reviewing my student evaluations...
 * align="center"|
 * Though I don't see why either of us should bother. Every term, year in, year out, it's the same sophomoric rubbish...
 * align="center"|
 * "Unapproachable." "Inattentive." "Refuses to hold office hours." Hah! It's as if they've never met a medievalist before!
 * align="center"|
 * Besides, it's hardly my fault if there are more pressing demands on my time than mere student services. For example... Ah!
 * }
 * align="center"|
 * Besides, it's hardly my fault if there are more pressing demands on my time than mere student services. For example... Ah!
 * }
 * }

Level 3 "Peruse the News"
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * Send Henry Jones, Sr. to peruse the news.
 * 4h
 * 5, 100
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * "... Epigrapher stabbed in San Francisco..." "...Starlet Norah West books five-picture deal..."
 * align="center"|
 * Bah! Nothing in here about archaeological discoveries in Yugoslavia at all! Blasted closed-minded editors...
 * align="center"|
 * To think, the location of the Grail might be hidden somewhere along their coastline... yet it doesn't even merit a column inch!
 * align="center"|
 * ... What? Surely you didn't think I read the paper to keep apprised of current events? I have a quest to pursue!
 * align="center"|
 * ... Oh. Hmm... Could the knight's tomb be located somewhere ELSE around the Adriatic? Surely not...
 * }
 * ... What? Surely you didn't think I read the paper to keep apprised of current events? I have a quest to pursue!
 * align="center"|
 * ... Oh. Hmm... Could the knight's tomb be located somewhere ELSE around the Adriatic? Surely not...
 * }
 * }