The Bird and the Absurd


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 * I know I've got a reputation for holdin' a grudge - probably 'cause me and Jafar tried to take over Agrabah together.
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 * But look - I've TRIED to hate that Genie numskull for a while, and I just can't do it!
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 * I KNOW he trapped me in a lamp and punted me into the desert, but the guy has got some STYLE!
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 * Don't tell Jafar, but I've even got a box seat at his weird, magic dance-show thing. What can I say? I like a good kickline.
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 * Don't tell Jafar, but I've even got a box seat at his weird, magic dance-show thing. What can I say? I like a good kickline.
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Level 6 "Fly to Genie's Lamp Show"
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 * Send Iago to hang out at Genie's Lamp Show.
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 * 5, 50
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 * Ahh... that's the stuff. The tap-dancing finger bit was a little excessive, but... hey. Can't have everything.
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 * Ya know, I always wanted to open up a music club of my own... fill it with all kinds o' songbirds...
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 * ... Run it into the ground... blame it on my business partner... book it across the border after cleanin' out the till...
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 * Aaaaah, who am I kidding. I couldn't keep a scam THAT big goin' for more than a couple years, tops!
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 * I need a management job like I need a hole in the head -- and I do NOT need a hole in the head.
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 * Aaaaah, who am I kidding. I couldn't keep a scam THAT big goin' for more than a couple years, tops!
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 * I need a management job like I need a hole in the head -- and I do NOT need a hole in the head.
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