Third-Person Omniscient


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 * Phew! Still havin' some book problems, but everythin' up in that word box is shipshape again...
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 * Whilst I was workin', I had a new idea: What happened to the Narrator?!
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 * Ain't heard him chatterin' away in days! No wonder the book's broke, if that ol' so-and-so's deserted his post...
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 * Yessir, only thing to do now is secure a suitable substitute...
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 * Yessir, only thing to do now is secure a suitable substitute...
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Level 1 "Find a Narrator"
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 * Send Gopher to find a replacement narrator.
 * 6h
 * 5, 100
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 * Well? What'cha waitin' for? Go on!
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 * Oh! Yes, yes of course-- (AHEM) "...said Owl. 'As a self-published author of some notoriety, I am of course the obvious candida
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 * te for such an august position, though of course it is always pleasant to be recognized as such by the general public.' And i
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 * ndeed it was. For the pride Owl felt might best be summarized with a saying he attributes to his granduncle Ambrose--"
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 * Stop! Stop! Just... simmer down, will ya?! Those sentences're too long!
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 * I seen my share of overflow situations before -- and they ain't pretty!
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 * Stop! Stop! Just... simmer down, will ya?! Those sentences're too long!
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 * I seen my share of overflow situations before -- and they ain't pretty!
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