Pig, Out?-TM


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 * To tell you the truth: This isn't quite as bad as it looks. Tonight's just a dress rehearsal. The real show's tomorrow.
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 * But this Kingdom looks like a special place, and -- well, I wanna impress the locals!
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 * The first step to doing that is solving our Miss Piggy problem...
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 * The first step to doing that is solving our Miss Piggy problem...
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Level 1 "Face His Miss Piggy Issue"
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 * Send Kermit to start solving his Miss Piggy issue.
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 * 5, 50
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 * Hm... Good thing I keep one of Miss Piggy's headshots on me for emergencies. She can't practice her big solo number without it!
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 * ... Legally. Having a photo of herself to look at "for moral support" is on her pre-dress-rehearsal contract rider for this show.
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 * That's... uh... item twelve out of seventy-four. Just after the section on spa water pH.
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 * But really, who's counting? Uh... besides me, I guess.
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 * But really, who's counting? Uh... besides me, I guess.
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