ONLINE-ONLY OPPORTUNITY!


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 * I'll be the first to tell ya: It's wicked convenient how this game's got an Internet hookup built right in.
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 * Maintaining an up-and-coming site like LootFindr is a real time investment, you know? I gotta check on it every so often!
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 * There's spraying for viruses, shooing off domain squatters, clearing out the cache -- and all SORTS of gunk gets up in there...
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 * ... Anyway, it's a good thing I'm close by so I can pop in and make sure nothing's on fire. Not that... uh... fires are a USUAL thing.
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 * ... Anyway, it's a good thing I'm close by so I can pop in and make sure nothing's on fire. Not that... uh... fires are a USUAL thing.
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Level 4 "ACT NOW!"
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 * Send "Spam.ley" to THE INTERNET!!!
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 * 5, 100
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 * sigh...* Well, THAT was a real sock in the jaw...
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 * The website's clean as a whistle, but... y'know how they say you should never search for yourself on the Internet?
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 * Yeah. Just learned THAT one the hard way.
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 * But hey, LootFindr got all the way up to Rank 1,345,674 in the "Virtual Item Auction" category! So that's... uh... something.
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 * I mean, it was 1,345,688th a week ago, so that DOES count as an improvement.
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 * But hey, LootFindr got all the way up to Rank 1,345,674 in the "Virtual Item Auction" category! So that's... uh... something.
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 * I mean, it was 1,345,688th a week ago, so that DOES count as an improvement.
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