Unreliable Narrator


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 * That's it! That is IT. There's only SO much one self-respecting, galaxy-renowned smuggler can take, and I have TAKEN it!
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 * The next time I'm within a PARSEC of that stuck-up, fancy-haired excuse for a... Well, I'm going to give her a PIECE OF MY--
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 * ... Oh. Oh, dear... It appears this memory file of Master Solo and Mistress Leia is... ah... rather more "energetic" than the norm.
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 * Given their current-day sterling reputations, I shudder to think what would happen if this found its way onto the HoloNet...
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 * Perhaps I should... ah... summarize the exchange in slightly less overt terms?
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 * Given their current-day sterling reputations, I shudder to think what would happen if this found its way onto the HoloNet...
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 * Perhaps I should... ah... summarize the exchange in slightly less overt terms?
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Level 6 "BEHAVE QUITE RESPECTABLY" Level 6
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 * rowspan="2"|Send Han and Leia to POLITELY DISCUSS ETIQUETTE.
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 * There... I believe that's the worst of-- Er... Pardon me. I should say: That is the most easily abridged portion of it.
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 * Resuming word-for-word memory file playback... now.
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 * ... ONE TIME! One time I could PLAUSIBLY have done something halfway CLOSE to herding nerfs, and do you know what? I HATED it!
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 * Ohhh, what -- so you want a more ACCURATE nickname, then? Fine! Because I can think of a DOZEN words that FULLY CAPTURE--
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 * (Oh, dear...) To... to return to my PREVIOUS summary, there followed a rather animated discussion of... ah... comparative linguistics.
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 * ... YEAH?! Well, so's the bantha you rode in on!
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 * (Oh, dear...) To... to return to my PREVIOUS summary, there followed a rather animated discussion of... ah... comparative linguistics.
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 * ... YEAH?! Well, so's the bantha you rode in on!
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