Staying Afloat


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 * After that VILE little orphan girl called the law on me, I've had to resort to a more... transient lifestyle.
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 * It does have a certain charm to it! Long, lazy nights listening for police sirens... A refreshing touch of... dampness... everywhere...
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 * AHHGH! I HATE LIVING ON THIS RIVERBOAT! This flimsy, broken-down WRECK of a riverboat -- I ABHOR IT!
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 * And the UPKEEP! Ohh, if I had a nickel for every minute I spent trying to keep that... that HEAP from sinking, I'd...!!!
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 * And the UPKEEP! Ohh, if I had a nickel for every minute I spent trying to keep that... that HEAP from sinking, I'd...!!!
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Level 9 "Call a Specialist?"
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 * Send Medusa to arrange for repairs to her Boat.
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 * ... What do you MEAN, "You don't know how to fix reptile damage?!" Just what kind of general contractor ARE you?!
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 * ... Ohhh, forget your license! If you're not willing to make one TEENSY trip into international waters to do ONE job on spec--
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 * ... Hello? HELLO?! Ohh, the NERVE of-- How DARE he hang up on me?!
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 * WHY is it so blasted HARD to find competent HELP these days?!
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 * WHY is it so blasted HARD to find competent HELP these days?!
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