For Rent?


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 * Much as it pains me to say, I am... between living spaces at the moment. There was a slight problem with the lease at my tower...
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 * Nothing serious, of course! But words were exchanged, one thing led to another, and... now I am not allowed back in.
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 * (And after I left my GOOD charro jacket up there, too... The one with the extra spangles.)
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 * Anyway. It's just a temporary setback! I am sure I can straighten everything out...
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 * Anyway. It's just a temporary setback! I am sure I can straighten everything out...
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* Requires Land of the Dead


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 * ... Aaaand my penthouse apartment is now being used for giant papaya storage.
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 * In retrospect? I REALLY should have been more careful who I invited to my parties.
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 * I wonder if there's anyone who will sell me a tent...
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 * I wonder if there's anyone who will sell me a tent...
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