Self-Care-TM


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 * Ahhh... Another brilliant performance from the Muppets' most bankable young starlet -- moi! I really don't know HOW I do it...
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 * Baring my heart and soul from center stage can be SO draining...
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 * ...especially when there's only four of my coworkers in the theater. They can only applaud, whistle, and shout so much.
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 * That's why, whenever I'm in need of an après-performance pick-me-up, there's one Muppet I know I can count on...
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 * That's why, whenever I'm in need of an après-performance pick-me-up, there's one Muppet I know I can count on...
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Level 1 "Brighten Her Own Day"
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 * Send Miss Piggy to brighten her own day.
 * 2h
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 * Moi! After all, if you're not your own number one fan, how can you expect the clamoring masses to be number-one fans as well?!
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 * Some people say that it's conceited to carry around moi's own headshot for a little pep talk. But who cares!
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 * sigh* ... I SUPPOSE I can make a brief extra-contractual appearance back at rehearsal... But only to show how selfless I am!
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 * ... Just don't expect me to DO anything.
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 * ... Just don't expect me to DO anything.
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