The Teapots' Tune


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 * I say... this is no kind of unbirthday party at all!
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 * Where's the tea?! Where's the music?! Where's the fellow whose unbirthday it is?!
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 * Why, one might ALMOST assume that it isn't anyone's unbirthday party at all! Which everyone knows is preposterous...
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 * Ah, but on the other hand... if we have tea AND music, an unbirthday party is sure to follow! Which everyone knows is sensible!
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 * Ah, but on the other hand... if we have tea AND music, an unbirthday party is sure to follow! Which everyone knows is sensible!
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Level 3 "Conduct Unbirthday Music"
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 * Send the March Hare to conduct unbirthday music.
 * 4h
 * 5, 100
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 * Hmmm... There was tea, yes -- and music, yes! But the unbirthday fellow was nowhere to be seen!
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 * And I should know -- I was the only fellow there to do the seeing! Why, I'm absolutely BESIDE myself with consternation!
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 * Ah, but on the other hand... if I'm BESIDE myself, then -- it stands to reason -- I could SEE myself beside myself, which means...
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 * AHA! Which means I was the unbirthday fellow all along!
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 * And a very merry unbirthday it is, too!
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 * AHA! Which means I was the unbirthday fellow all along!
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 * And a very merry unbirthday it is, too!
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