Sign Him Up...?-HP


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 * Attention... that is to say, attention! All loyal subjects of Her Excellency, Her Grace, Her Royal Majesty the Queen of Hearts...
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 * (...and the King...)
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 * ...are hereby cordially, voluntarily invited to a mandatory croquet tournament in honor of Her Grace's Royal Unbirthday--
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 * An UNBIRTHDAY, you say?! And furthermore... CROQUET, you say?! And INVITED? And also... uh... also "in" and "of" and so forth? Hoohoo!
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 * ... Ohhh, no. No, no, no, NO. If only I could cordially, voluntarily UN-invite somebody from a mandatory croquet tournament...
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 * An UNBIRTHDAY, you say?! And furthermore... CROQUET, you say?! And INVITED? And also... uh... also "in" and "of" and so forth? Hoohoo!
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 * ... Ohhh, no. No, no, no, NO. If only I could cordially, voluntarily UN-invite somebody from a mandatory croquet tournament...
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Sign Him Up...?
Level 1 "Consider Playing Croquet"
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 * Send the Mad Hatter to consider playing croquet.
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 * 10, 75
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 * Ahhh... There's nothing like a cup of tea or forty to help a hatter remember whether he knows how to play croquet or not...
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 * And there's EVERYTHING like a cup of tea or EIGHTY to remember that he can just get that dear girl to play croquet for him!
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 * Of course... hoohoooo! ... Of course, I don't remember how many cups of tea I DID have.
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 * But... ah... I'm sure statistics will prove that it was at LEAST eighty!
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 * But... ah... I'm sure statistics will prove that it was at LEAST eighty!
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