It's ON!-HP


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 * Your Majesty, I... Well, I have something to say! I WILL join your croquet tournament--
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 * Ahhh, splendid, my child! How extraordinarily voluntary of you to celebrate my imperially mandated unbirthday!
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 * Ah, excuse me... I wasn't finished. As I was saying, I will join your tournament...
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 * ...on the condition that, if I win, you release your royal subjects from acting as equipment IN that tournament!
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 * Hrmm... Very well! But ONLY on the condition that, if *I* win, I have every right to lose my temper immediately!
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 * ...on the condition that, if I win, you release your royal subjects from acting as equipment IN that tournament!
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 * Hrmm... Very well! But ONLY on the condition that, if *I* win, I have every right to lose my temper immediately!
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Level 1 "Warm Up"
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 * Send the Queen of Hearts to warm up.
 * 4h
 * 10, 75
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 * Heheheh... What a silly girl! Why, it doesn't matter one little bit what I agree to if I LOSE...
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 * ...if there is an absolute certainty that I will WIN! And I can't possibly imagine ANY sort of certainty in which I wouldn't!
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 * Ohhh, I am SO looking forward to losing my temper... It's always my favorite part of any croquet tournament!
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 * Which is PRECISELY why I've decided to start early -- by yelling at this croquet ball right now! That's practice, you know.
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 * The idea that I'd practice anything else BESIDES yelling only makes me want to lose my temper more!
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 * Which is PRECISELY why I've decided to start early -- by yelling at this croquet ball right now! That's practice, you know.
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 * The idea that I'd practice anything else BESIDES yelling only makes me want to lose my temper more!
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