Critical Fumble-ONWARD


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 * CHAAAAAARGE!!! THIS IS FOR TAKING MY BROTHER, YOU FIENDS!
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 * I may be outnumbered, it's true -- and I MAY have taken it upon myself to strike before my quest-mates could join me...
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 * ... But all is not lost! For you see, striding boldly towards the Pixie Dusters' hideout, alongside his equally valiant son, is--!
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 * (Psst! Barley... aren't you supposed to roll a flat Luck check when you're summoning a new ally like this?)
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 * (... Whoop! Right on, little brother. I'll just give that 20-sided die another toss, and...)
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 * (... Natural 1. Huh.)
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 * (... Whoop! Right on, little brother. I'll just give that 20-sided die another toss, and...)
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 * (... Natural 1. Huh.)
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Level 1 "Enter the Quest"
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 * Send Dad to enter the quest.
 * 4h
 * 10, 75
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 * Uh... ALACK! A dark curse has fallen upon my father and ally, such that he's... just legs again!
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 * ... Actually, you know what? I can roll with this. Dad, if you want to help me save Ian, today's your lucky day!
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 * ... Actually, you know what? I can roll with this. Dad, if you want to help me save Ian, today's your lucky day!
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