Oh, No-TA


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 * "The monster cackled with feral glee as it loomed over the 4*Townies. 'Quake in fear, foolish humans, for I am--' "
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 * Mei! We need a name for the monster!
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 * Oh! Um... I guess... how about... uh... "Ling"? Ling... uh... something... Ling... ... ... Mee?
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 * YOU PUT ME ON THE SPOT, ALL RIGHT?!
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 * YOU PUT ME ON THE SPOT, ALL RIGHT?!
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 * YOU PUT ME ON THE SPOT, ALL RIGHT?!
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Level 1 "Or Something..."
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 * Send "Ling Mee" to... cackle with feral glee...?
 * 5h
 * 10, 75
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 * "BWAH HAH HA! Quake in fear, foolish humans, for I am LING MEE, Queen Among Monsters!"
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 * "And I hereby declare your bippity-boppity teen music to be GRODY TO THE--"
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 * Okay, Mei: You realize that ALL of us are imagining this monster as your mom now, and that it's 100% your fault?
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 * I PANICKED, OKAY?! She's the main supernatural creature I know who isn't me! And she LOVES sappy power ballads...
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 * But, yeah. In the spirit of fanfiction -- that there are no bad ideas, even this one... I give you permission to run with it!
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 * Good! (AHEM--) "... I hereby declare your bippity-boppity teen music to be GRODY TO THE MAX!!!"
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 * But, yeah. In the spirit of fanfiction -- that there are no bad ideas, even this one... I give you permission to run with it!
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 * Good! (AHEM--) "... I hereby declare your bippity-boppity teen music to be GRODY TO THE MAX!!!"
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