Hip to Today's Music?


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 * You must understand: My reputation is EVERYTHING to me. That is why my recent... ah... "image problem" has wounded me so!
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 * (Aside from the giant bell falling on me, of course. That wounded me... LESS figuratively.)
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 * But it is true! I am "calaca non grata" with every dead person I meet... no matter if they have heard my songs OR seen my films!
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 * But... what if they have seen NEITHER? Yes: That is why I plan to make my comeback among the younger generation!
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 * Much as it discomforts me to think that the recently dead may not have heard of me... perhaps they will be less quick to judge!
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 * But... what if they have seen NEITHER? Yes: That is why I plan to make my comeback among the younger generation!
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 * Much as it discomforts me to think that the recently dead may not have heard of me... perhaps they will be less quick to judge!
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Level 1 "Impress Those Youths!"
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 * Send Ernesto to schmooze the younger generation.
 * 2h
 * 5, 100
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 * ... Aaaand the younger generation has already used their electronic telephones to make a film of me being crushed by the bell.
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 * ... Repeatedly. To music.
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 * Pah! What do the youths of today know about culture anyway?! (I bet they don't even own record players...)
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 * These "mi-mi's," as they call them... they will never catch on. Of that, I am sure!
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 * These "mi-mi's," as they call them... they will never catch on. Of that, I am sure!
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