ADVERTISE FROM YOUR HOME!-TTC

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 * Hey, uh... Not that it's my place to say, but... anybody else here notice how glitchy this game's new update is?
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 * Y'know, with the textures goin' purple all over the place! I know from buggy design -- and brother, THAT is buggy design.
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 * (Uh... not that MY website is buggy, understand, it's just... uh... I know a guy who knows a guy who's got a problem. Yeah.)
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 * Anyways: A glitchy update means all them human programmers are gonna have their hands full squashin' bugs...
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 * ...and THAT means less eyes on JP Spamley! This is the perfect time for me to get my brand out there!
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 * Anyways: A glitchy update means all them human programmers are gonna have their hands full squashin' bugs...
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 * ...and THAT means less eyes on JP Spamley! This is the perfect time for me to get my brand out there!
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ADVERTISE FROM YOUR HOME!
Level 1 "NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT!"
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 * Send "Spam.ley" to GET YOUR BRAND OUT THERE!
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 * nowrap|200, 1, 1
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 * Aaaah, nuts... Looks like ol' Spamley can't catch a break this time, either.
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 * I dunno if it's the new update or what, but this game keeps throwin' its OWN pop-ups right in front o' mine!
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 * Beats me why they're tryin' to promote some chubby ol' beardy guy in silk pajamas, but... I dunno, marketing's a weird industry.
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 * One thing's for sure: If this update IS buggy, I ain't gonna make a dime until it's over!
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 * One thing's for sure: If this update IS buggy, I ain't gonna make a dime until it's over!
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