He's Self-Taught!


 * align="center"|
 * Thinking of the good orange cone helped a little, but it did not help all the way. I am still sad like before!
 * align="center"|
 * This is like the time Poppa said, "Wait at home, Dug. I am going out for ten minutes," and then "ten minutes" was FOREVER!
 * align="center"|
 * And then I got sad, and I tried to eat Poppa's couch, and it did not help. And then Poppa came back! And then POPPA was sad.
 * align="center"|
 * But it was all right, because THEN, Poppa trained me to wait and be patient when he goes out! And now I do not get sad any--
 * align="center"|
 * Heeeeeey. I have a thought, and it is in my head!
 * }
 * But it was all right, because THEN, Poppa trained me to wait and be patient when he goes out! And now I do not get sad any--
 * align="center"|
 * Heeeeeey. I have a thought, and it is in my head!
 * }
 * }

Level 1 "Try to Train Himself"
 * align="center"|
 * align="center"|
 * Send Dug to train himself to deal with the Cone.
 * 4h
 * 5, 100
 * }


 * align="center"|
 * Listen, Dug. I am training you to not be sad because of the Cone of Shame, and you will listen, because you are me!
 * align="center"|
 * Now, I will say "do not be sad," and I will give you this food. And you will not be sad! Because that is how training works!
 * align="center"|
 * Ready...? Okay... "DO NOT BE SAD BECAUSE OF THE CONE OF SHAME, DUG! ... WHO IS ME!"
 * align="center"|
 * (Gnrf...) I... (Aughrf...) cannot reach the... (Sigh.) This food does not want to do training with me.
 * align="center"|
 * Training is hard! Maybe that is why Poppa makes so many different faces when he is training with me...
 * }
 * (Gnrf...) I... (Aughrf...) cannot reach the... (Sigh.) This food does not want to do training with me.
 * align="center"|
 * Training is hard! Maybe that is why Poppa makes so many different faces when he is training with me...
 * }
 * }