One of the Guys


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 * Perhaps my original plan to take over this quadrant should be refined...
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 * This time, I shall assimilate into the population... And attack from within!
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 * This time, I shall assimilate into the population... And attack from within!
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, Pt. 1
Level 2 "Get to Know the Kingdom"
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 * Send Zurg to observe the Kingdom.
 * 12h
 * 25, 150
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 * My research has proved invaluable. I can now easily pass as an inhabitant of this quadrant.
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 * However, I must refrain from laughter. Several children have responded with tearful eruptions.
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 * Greetings, pig-creature.
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 * Hey-- Wait a minute! You're ZURG! Where's Buzz? BUZZ!
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 * Fear not. I simply wish to engage in discourse with you. Tell me about your kind.
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 * Hey-- Wait a minute! You're ZURG! Where's Buzz? BUZZ!
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 * Fear not. I simply wish to engage in discourse with you. Tell me about your kind.
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, Pt. 2
Level 2 "Bond at Al's Toy Barn" Level 1 * Requires Al's Toy Barn
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 * rowspan="2" |Send Zurg to bond with Hamm at Al's Toy Barn. *
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 * These "piggy bank" friends of yours are quite fascinating, pig-creature.
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 * I guess so, if you find toys fearfully running away screaming at the top of their lungs fascinating.
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 * Emperors learn from an early age to appreciate frightened screams.
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 * Now that I've earned the trust of this quadrant's inhabitants, I must make my final preparations for conquest.
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 * First, I must acquire a new cape and robe.
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 * Now that I've earned the trust of this quadrant's inhabitants, I must make my final preparations for conquest.
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 * First, I must acquire a new cape and robe.
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, Pt. 3
Level 2 "Choose Outfit at Space Traders" * Requires Space Traders
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 * Send Zurg to choose an outfit at Space Traders. *
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 * 55, 300
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 * Anyone with aspirations of galactic domination knows a threatening appearance is the first step to inspiring surrender.
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 * And of course I want to look good for my victory photograph.
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 * Citizens of this quadrant -- prepare to meet your DOOM!
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 * Not today, Zurg! I should have known you were up to something. No one wants to learn that much about piggy banks.
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 * You might as well surrender now, because I will stop you at all costs!
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 * You can only stop me, Lightyear, if you can find me! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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 * You might as well surrender now, because I will stop you at all costs!
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 * You can only stop me, Lightyear, if you can find me! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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, Pt. 4
Level 2 "Hide and Seek at Space Mountain" Level 5 * Requires Space Mountain
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 * rowspan="2" |Send Zurg to hide from Buzz at Space Mountain. *
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 * Nooooooo! How did you find me?!
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 * Easy. You always hide in the same place, Zurg.
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 * True. Perhaps THAT was the flaw in my original plan...
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 * True. Perhaps THAT was the flaw in my original plan...
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