Hats for Sale!


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 * Hats for sale! Fine felt hats for sale! All shapes and sizes! Positively guaranteed to only make you a LITTLE bit mad!!!
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 * Oh, come now -- you wouldn't begrudge my being a Hatter on TOP of being Mad, would you?
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 * One CAN'T be a Mad Nothing... that's just silly! And tea is SO dear these days, after all -- what with it ALWAYS being tea-time...
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 * Which is why I ALWAYS make sure to wear my wares! Or, rather -- to ware my wears! hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
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 * Which is why I ALWAYS make sure to wear my wares! Or, rather -- to ware my wears! hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
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Level 1 "Show Off Wares"
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 * Send the Mad Hatter to show off his wares.
 * 60m
 * 5, 50
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 * Ahhhh... Simply scrumptious! I adore a good cup of tea... especially when it's under a good cup of hat!
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 * Oh, come now -- you wouldn't begrudge my drinking tea while I sell my hats, would you?
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 * I'm just MAD for tea, you see. Why, without it, I would be nothing more than a Nothing Hatter! And that would be just silly!
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 * I simply can't abide silliness! It gets in the way of tea, you see -- and hats!
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 * I simply can't abide silliness! It gets in the way of tea, you see -- and hats!
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