100% Real Snakes!


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 * I sure do love hitchhikin'... Why, every mortal I follow home is one more chance to sell some of my special elixir oil!
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 * It's quality stuff, too... I should know. I drink it myself!
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 * Course, I DID die from a real potent batch of it right quick...
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 * ... Hmm... Prob'ly shouldn't put that in my sales pitch, huh?
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 * ... Hmm... Prob'ly shouldn't put that in my sales pitch, huh?
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Level 2 "Hawk Some Snake Oil"
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 * Send Phineas to hawk some snake oil.
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 * 5, 100
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 * (AHEM--) Get your Phineas's Bonafide Authentic Elixir Oil here! Uh... It'll go right through ya!
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 * That's 'cause it's made of ghost-stuff, so if you're mortal, it'll ACTUALLY go right through ya...
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 * ... Huh. On second thought, maybe I better have somebody else write my slogans.
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 * Yeah, maybe something that rhymes! I'll go ask Madame Leota...
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 * Yeah, maybe something that rhymes! I'll go ask Madame Leota...
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