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 * Ralph! My main man! I'm fresh outta hamsters and chock full of time. Let's talk "game plan"!
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 * Great! Wait... Hamsters?
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 * Yeah, you really had to be there. Anyway, step into my office!
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 * Yeah, you really had to be there. Anyway, step into my office!
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 * rowspan="2"|Send "Yesss.bzz & Ralph.fxit" to visit BUZZZTUBE!
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 * If I've got this right, my network security dude's saying a three-pronged attack might work. You know -- hit it from all sides!
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 * Three-pronged... So... he wants us to punch the virus. Like, just... regular punching.
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 * Well, not EXACTLY, but... You know what, this ReadMe file is about 500 pages long. You're close enough!
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 * Look: I process content for a living, and those things make even ME glaze over.
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 * Look: I process content for a living, and those things make even ME glaze over.
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