Welcome an Amphibian-TM


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 * Ah, I don't think I'm needed for the introductions this time -- not when there's someone much more qualified in this case!
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 * Welcome Kermit the Frog.
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 * Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here. Welcome to THE MUPPET SHOW!
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 * ... Is what I would be saying right now, if Miss Piggy hadn't locked herself in her dressing room.
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 * ... And if anyone had heard from The Electric Mayhem in the last three weeks.
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 * ... And if Scooter wasn't stuck in a mandatory 48-hour compliance seminar with Joe from Legal...
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 * ...which means, in ADDITION to emceeing AND singing the opener, I have to do all the stage managing Scooter would normally do.
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 * ... ... And also I'm the only one who showed up on time today.
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 * So, uh... pretty much a normal show, then.
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 * ... ... And also I'm the only one who showed up on time today.
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 * So, uh... pretty much a normal show, then.
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 * So, uh... pretty much a normal show, then.
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