Most Unfortunate Indeed-TTC


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 * Hmhmhm... A Curse, you say? Well: You, my little devilfish, have come to the right woman.
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 * Now -- let's get you a contract to sign. Strictly boilerplate, you understand, but it DOES pay to get everything in writing--
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 * Thank you for your consideration... but I believe a verbal agreement will be sufficient.
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 * Hmph. I bet SOMEONE's no fun at parties...
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 * Fine... Fine! It's against my better judgement, but... just what sort of spell did you have in mind?
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 * Hmph. I bet SOMEONE's no fun at parties...
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 * Fine... Fine! It's against my better judgement, but... just what sort of spell did you have in mind?
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Level 1 "Help with the Curse"
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 * Send Ursula to help with the Curse.
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 * Kaluga, Ossetra, come gales of the Black Sea... TO ME!
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 * Hm. Decent enough, for a rush job -- but that barely took any effort at all.
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 * I do love spreading a good Curse... but if I'm not putting one over on some poor mer-sap at the same time, it's just not as fun!
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 * Maybe I should try to get Miss Tall, Green, and Scowly's signature again... She'd make a fine addition to my garden.
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 * Nah -- too risky. It's just like they always say: You can't con a con-fish.
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 * Maybe I should try to get Miss Tall, Green, and Scowly's signature again... She'd make a fine addition to my garden.
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 * Nah -- too risky. It's just like they always say: You can't con a con-fish.
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